members of the church curse "like
a sailor"; and others are habitual cold-check writers; and
others will not pay their debts --- what do I say?
Well,
I can tell them that I have not heard the cursing, that I have
no first-hand knowledge of their badcheck ways, that they owe me
nothing. But do I dare challenge them to produce their proof?
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A
little boy asked his dad, "Dad, what is a "
Christian?"
The
father replied, "A Christian is a person who loves and
obeys God. He loves his friends and neighbors, and even his
enemies. He prays often, and blesses God's Holy Name. He is kind
and considerate, gentle and holy, and is more interested in
going to heaven than in all earthly riches. Now that is a
Christian!"
To
which the child responded, "Dad, have I ever seen
one?"
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Instead
of "The church was united" a careless typist wrote,
"The church was untied. "Now think this one over
carefully: the "I" was out of place.