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Vol. 5, No. 5
July, 1968

Stuff About Things 

Tab SpacerOver-eating becomes an occupational hazard for preachers — especially for those in meeting work — so when our hostess asked if she might serve a late-night snack I replied with emphasis, "I couldn't eat a thing!"

Tab Spacer"We have some rolls," she coaxed. "Not a thing — not a thing," I said, with a firmness of which I was proud.

Tab Spacer'What about a piece of pie? Cheese and crackers? A cup of coffee??" And I became more obstinate, "Please, I do not want any thing to eat!!"

Tab SpacerAnd then she said, 'We have a big freezer of home-made peach ice-cream!"

Tab SpacerWell, everybody knows that homemade peach ice-cream is not a "thing" — it is a spirit. We had some homemade peach ice-cream.

Tab SpacerLater, painfully reflecting upon my vices — (resolutions come easiest following indulgence — a drunkard makes his finest resolutions while his head throbs and the "bite" lingers) — I tried to analyze the situation. Where did I go wrong — how can I strengthen my defenses?

Tab SpacerThe hostess — she is very helpful now.

 

that the damage is done — says this just points up the basic difference in the viewpoint of men and women. "A woman would just shrug her shoulder and say, "I have changed my mind; I'll take some ice-cream." But no! A man must rationalize. A man must justify his former position. All that stuff about "home-made peach ice-cream is not a "thing" — it is spirit" -- Really!!"

Tab SpacerYou will notice that with either sex she manages to get her way — they eat the homemade peach ice-cream.

Tab SpacerOn the other hand, maybe this (wouldn't you know it) skinny little hostess has a point. The human race is filled with self-justifying individuals, determined to satisfy their appetites for food, drink, pride, and their own way in the church, who would "bust a hame" before they would admit they were wrong, or had changed.

Tab SpacerThere is no easy way to reduce — or to solve other life problems. If they were easy to conquer they wouldn't be problems. The church grows fat with worldliness because brethren think they can be Christian soldiers without fighting the good fight. Sunday resolutions are nullified by weekday snacks

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