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Vol. 7, No. 2 
April, 1970

Some Condiments

Tab SpacerJoe is coasting this month — just kicked his typewriter out of gear for awhile — but his past material has produced many fine comments, and we hope to have his articles in their old place (pp. 3) again soon.

Tab SpacerHis last article, “Attention Ladies!” was especially well received; although one reader said it was not the women who pulled and tugged at short skirts who bothered him. It was those who didn’t bother to “tug”, and apparently felt no shame.

Tab SpacerHeard of one preacher who was emphasizing the importance of every single word in the Bible. “Leave out one word, and you are in trouble,” he said. “For example, when Jesus said, ‘Come forth!’ (Jn. 11: 43) suppose he had forgotten to say, ‘Lazarus’? You talk about a population explosion—!”

Tab SpacerPLAIN TALK is printed and distributed free of charge, for the good we hope to accomplish through its contents; and we are happy for this material to be reworked in sermons and reprinted in bulletins. The reward we seek must come from heaven, so we have little grounds for complaint when our articles are reprinted, even lifted bodily, heading and all, out of P. 1. and into other papers, with no credit given. But there is a valid warning in order. When the impression

 is left that the material originated with the editor (and a lack of signature does leave this impression) there is a little (?) matter of honesty to be considered. Incidentally, my name is NOT “selected”!!

Tab SpacerPreachers constantly on the move in “meeting” work, and presented two “Thanksgiving” dinners per day, seven days per week; have learned that “fix a light meal” is just as impossible as “a little garlic in the salad.” There is no such thing as ”a little garlic” or “a light meal for the visiting preacher.” I suppose it started with the idea that to properly treat a guest, he should have the best we could afford — but this has gotten out of hand, especially for one who must try to “be at home” under circumstances so unlike “home”. What “home” has three pies for desert at noon, and three different pies for desert at the evening meal? And with rules that insist, “eat heartily, at all meals, or we will feel you are not ‘making yourself at home’”??

Tab SpacerThe tobacco user was incensed. ”Do you mean to tell me I can’t chew tobacco and go to heaven?” The preacher replied, “Wouldn’t say that, but you would have to go to ______ to spit.”

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